"yeah, whatever. the last time I tried this on the office water jug I got fired." you can't blame me I thought it would refill it.
According to Sex and Society, "even the ebb and flow of the Nile was thought to be caused by Atum's (the god of creation) ejaculation. This concept spurred the Egyptian pharaohs to ritually masturbate into the Nile to ensure an abundance of water."